Just got back from Nevada, 95 degrees.
Sleeping at home, Washington, 58 degrees.

I miss it. It smelled like people, sunshine, chlorine, and distant lands.
I swear, everyone spoke a different language.

The best people, though, were the ones I hopped in the elevator with.
One Australian dude on his cell phone had me say hi to his friend from back in the country.
A woman pretended to be a cruise director, welcoming people aboard.
There was a prostitute looking for her suitor's room.
Three guys led me on and off the elevator once like a princess.

Then there was the hotels.
I'll get into those tomorrow,
when I'm not typing on my iPod,
and it's not one in the morning.

Goodnight.
Or good morning,
whichever you prefer.

mood: drained tags: elevator people are the best kind of peo, real-life adventures, weather whether

One Big Happy Company, Chapter One

Mainly Super Junior, SHINee, DBSK, with random appearances from all of DSP, YG, JYP, and the rest of SM.

Ninja!parings, until I make up my mind

PG-13, for now

References to EeTeuk being a pedophile.
( Chapter One )
Prompt came off the top of my head, spured by this post at capslock_shinee</span>august_baby27

mood: drained tags: fandom: shinee, fandom: sj, fanfiction

( 121 words, rated g )</div>

mood: accomplished music: Slow Down - The Academy Is... tags: fandom: sj-m, fanfiction, qmi

I have decided I ship Brutus/Cassius.

tags: book recommendations, fandom: shakespeare, i am a freak, i like reading

So.
My mom doesn't trust YesAsia.

What. The fuck.
I am being totally serious.
I just sat there while she was flipping out: "Omg no D: I don't trust this site, give me back my freaking VISA and gtfo of that site like NOW" DDDD; OMG FAIL
BUT! She then had A BRILLIANT IDEA. They sell gift-card VISAs. You know, the gift cards you actually want because they can be used anywhere and everywhere, even online. I LOVE YOU MOM, YOU BRILLIANT IDIOT, YOU ♥ (but seriously, who doesn't trust YesAsia D:?! _{my mother, that's who}) So, because this hindered my purchasing for 'bout 12 hours, I SEARCHED THE SITE MORE :D Oh my god, I'm addicted.

I decided not to get the wing earring mis-match set, so instead I got: this and this (EDIT: I totally just put two of the same links, didn't I? I fail at life. Here is the other one -_-; )

:D

YOOCHUNN~

and I was SOOO tempted by this, but honestly, Eeteuk kind of scares me, and I'm afraid his creepy will rub off on me if I use a replica of his earring I didn't put enough money on the gift card. Hey friends, you know my birthday is coming up soon...

And to end this post, I have decided if I ever get a little dog who is a bit spacey I shall name him Hae :D

mood: mellow tags: parents are a step closer to killing me, real-life adventures

My mom rocks!
Okay, so she's at work and all, and I'm just surfing the web, when I stumble across Ryeowook's fucking sweet earring! And Yesasia has this big promotion thing that if you spend 25 dollars you get free shipping. AND WHO DOESN'T LOVE FREE SHIPPING? So, of course, I have to buy enough to get my FREE SHIPPING. So I search around a bit more,

and find Yesung's Headphone Necklace ajksdfjhksljf YES *_*

So I have my 25 dollars worth of fan memorabilia awesome jewelry, but curiosity killed the cat, or at least killed my wallet, and I found Min Woo's (Shinhwa) Wing Earring Mis-Match Set ...so I decided to get it too :D

And, of course, my dad WILL NEVER EVER IN A THOUSAND YEARS let me use his paypal the freaking prick, so I called my mom up (she's at work... kinda sorta... it's a long story IT DOESN'T MATTER SO QUIT ASKING D<), and because today is her eight hour day she should have been home already, so I had a reason to be calling. While we were still on the phone I happened to mention "O hay, you know that earring I was looking ALL OVER THE FUCKING MALL for? I found it online!" "O really?" "Ya really! And if you spend like 35 bucks (afsdjlksjaf WHY YOU TELL ME LIE) you get free shipping so I found some more stuff to get." "Hmm oh" "So what I'm trying to get at is if I give you the cash can I use your VISA?" "Oh of course sweety" YOU ROCK WOMAN.

:DDD My shit should get here around August 4th, so I'll take pics and post 'em then!

location: happy fun tiem land mood: fucking ecstatic tags: fangirling, omfg yay, real-life adventures

Do you ever hear (or read) a word, and it just doesn't sit right with you?
It happens to me alot.
For instance:

screen.
As in a  COMPUTER screen.
That's all fine and dandy,
but then they go and use it in another context, as a verb:

screen.
As in to SCREEN comments.
It just sounds... gross.
I don't know. I'm probably just freaking out over nothing, again.

SSKKREEEEEEEEEEN.
Ew. But it's only when used as a verb that it bothers me.

mood: Bothered tags: hi i have ocd, i am a freak, real-life adventures

So I made up my own meme :D
It's fun, but mine sucked, so I made a story to go with it! It's not the full, real fic, but I think it's really good (the actual thing will be better).

Make your own song!
Directions:
Put iTunes or whichever music program you have on shuffle.
Take the first line of each song you hear.
If the first line doesn't really fit, it's okay to use the second line, but under no circumstances are you allowed to skip a song )<
End your new song whenever you feel like; if you think the last line you heard completes the song or something.
Post it in an email, bulletin, comment or whatever, and have your friends make their own song too :D



Yeessssss... Uh... +comment, please :D?

mood: accomplished tags: music, original!fic

I'm lettering.
It is so awesome!


But here's the kicker:

I'm lettering in book club.

Yep. Book club.
While the jocks are out there getting their teeth knocked out to get their letter, I'm sitting at home, cozy, happy, unharmed, reading.
Oh how wondrous it is!

:D
I'm really happy

mood: chipper tags: happy camper, oh joyous day

I claimed Key.
Swwwweeeeeeeeettttt.

This.
Is totally spam, and for that,
I am sorry, flist. D:

mood: cheerful tags: fandom: shinee, the world is oh so shinee, total spam!

Title: Abandonment
Pairing: broken!ShiHanChul
Rating: PG (says the "f-word" once)
Word count: 112
Summary/Notes: Takes place after SJ-M gets back to Korea. It's from Heechul's point of view. I know there are some capitalization errors, and some sentences start with "and," but they were meant to be that way. It is very short.

tags: fandom: sj, fanfiction, paring: shihanchul